Not a Niffox

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

mycroftsmindtardis:

The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.

the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory. 

The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things 

cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER


he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

plutocrats:

facts

plutocrats:

facts

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

Fun dip-for the days when the only one you’re going to impress today is yourself.

Fun dip-for the days when the only one you’re going to impress today is yourself.

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day