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princessbbycakes: whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life In...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:35:52 -0500

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

In elementary school I joined orchestra and never learned how to play my instrument let alone read sheet music but I managed not to get kicked out. I was in it for two years.

^TALENT…at, ya know, avoiding doing stuff.

huggerphillibuster: to-kel-a-mockingbird: why is there a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:27:12 -0500

huggerphillibuster:

to-kel-a-mockingbird:

why is there a couple making out at a mcdonalds oh my gosh

Dang, that’s a fancy Mcdonalds

Are they eating salads? Who does that at McDonald’s? Weirdos.

fuckyeahsirharder: vastderp: Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:26:30 -0500

fuckyeahsirharder:

vastderp:

Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying “I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great.”

I reblog this every time.

fan-troll: you’ll notice me eventually, senpai it’s only a matter OF TIME

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:25:37 -0500

fan-troll:

you’ll notice me eventually, senpai

it’s only

a matter

OF TIME

malfoyprincess: #Jared and Jensen and the overwhelming mystery...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:23:21 -0500

malfoyprincess:

#Jared and Jensen and the overwhelming mystery of how they stop messing around long enough to actually film enough scenes to make an episode

URGENT!

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:22:27 -0500

attackofthepartycannon:

xere-the-sun-risesx:

WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

they can go fuck themselves

followers reblog this like hell okay

please

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:22:14 -0500

flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:19:24 -0500

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

unitedstardis-221b-camelot:

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:18:30 -0500

unitedstardis-221b-camelot:

understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:18:14 -0500

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:17:11 -0500

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:15:25 -0500

luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:15:19 -0500

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

egobus: Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:11:14 -0500

egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint

justagirldemi: whereisthewhimsy: alwaysdisneybound: AWWWWW Th...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:10:58 -0500

justagirldemi:

whereisthewhimsy:

alwaysdisneybound:

AWWWWW

This is just too cute it hurts

girl has more game the i will ever have

I hope she doesn’t want to be more than a friend or mother to him…

whos-super-locked: skinnycalibabe: honeyyboo-bee: oocupcakewh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:09:22 -0500

whos-super-locked:

skinnycalibabe:

honeyyboo-bee:

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

You know you never log out when….

….uhh

you can log out?

h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:08:46 -0500

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

"The thought of a criminal justice system in which police will handcuff an 18 year-old girl and haul..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:08:38 -0500

“The thought of a criminal justice system in which police will handcuff an 18 year-old girl and haul her away like a violent criminal, while so many actually violent criminals walk free, is frankly disturbing. Two girls, three years apart, in a consensual relationship warrants an arrest and potentially 15 years in prison? The Steubenville rapists were only given one year, just for being minors…”

- Florida Teen Arrested for Dating (via HelloGiggles)

iroyai: wow ed is so flexible

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:05:22 -0500

iroyai:

wow ed is so flexible

kaaayrutledge: There’s a new Hyperbole and a Half, you guys,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:03:14 -0500

kaaayrutledge:

There’s a new Hyperbole and a Half, you guys, and it is spectacular.